Resident Evil

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Everything happens
Not necessarily for a reason
It doesnt coincide with a specific season
I'm scared that I'll wake up in the morning
And you'll be gone
But i'm more scared at the fact that your stay will be long
Longer then I expect
Longer then I've alotted time for
Lifes not short
It's the longest thing you'll ever do
Shoot the children
Give to charity
Lets make this work
Lets take them down.

So the night went something like this...

I got piss drunk at work (not on the clock) waiting for friends to get off so we could leave...

while drunk I heard a radio station contest, so in a drunken stupor not realizing why I called, and my boyfriends like, why? and i'm like CUZ IM GONNA WIN...win what? he asks...and i'm like I DUNNO BUT ITS MINE BITCH...the Radio station guy answers and he's like WHATS YOUR NAME?! and i'm like ALEX!! and he's like WHAT ARE U DOING THIS WEEKEND?! and i'm like I DONT KNOW! YOU TELL ME!! and he's like WELLU JUST WON TICKETS TO THE MONSTER TRUCK RALLY and i was like FUCK RIGHT!!! WOOOO...and he's all WHO HOOKED YOU UP!? and i was like...*silence*....X 107.5!!! (after squinting at my radio station digital read out in my car)

K sooo i'm all sorts of stoked, we get to little darlings, a totally nude strip club...apparently i'm not old enough to go to a titty bar, cuz they sell alcohol, but totally nude is A-OK...we get in, it's BAD ASS, those women are fucking AWESOME...just super graceful, it's insane...you don't really think of stippers to be as bad ass as them.  The way they work those poles it's...rad, serioud bodily strength and just gorgeous...

anyway...this hot uma thurman lookin stripper lady walks up to the table and shes all WHO WANTS TO SEE ME NAKED and i raised my hand like i was in school, Art handed her a $20 and she got all up on me, it was fucking AWESOME...she like grabbed my head and shoved them into her tah-tahs, i was like WWWHOOOOAAA...and then she put her twat in my face, i was like SCORE! she was all peirced...i was like AWWWW, then she put her butt in my face and moved it like i've never seen done, i was like NEAATTTOOO!!! and then she was all hot...whooo, and grabbed my boobs, i was like SCORE!

so then, we watched awhile longer, and art got a lap dance (in private) from this cute gothicy lookin chick, and he was all stoked cuz she got all kinky on him and smacked and choked him, i was like good for you buddy...

then we went to the radio station which was closed at like 5 am, then in a drucken stupor i'd realized i forgot my phone at the club, and "heaven" answered it when we called it and held it, we went in and got it then we went to terribles to eat breakfast, we rolled into bed around 630 am and that was the fucking SHIT

repeat the weekend after next with venegence!!!

1. Whats your real name?

Alexandria...

2. Friends call you:
Alex, Paka, BITCH, HEY YOU!

3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you:
My girlfriend calls me oooh yeah baby right there, my boyfriend...calls me babe lol, Alex.

4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?:
I like my name, I would like it if it was changed to Alix, isnt that neat?

5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?:
SHAQUANDA

6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle:  my turtles name is Crush; the other in hawaii is Lord Fluffy
b. goose:  Loosey
c. pirate:  Muffin
d. a hot girl:  VAGINA

7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?:
.I wish she was mine, I wish she was dead...

8. What would you name your kids?:
Girl: Logan
Boy: Ikaika

9. What would you name a ship you built?"
S.S. Best Lay ever.

10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?:
Why I should rule the world, if you disagree you should die.

HAVE YOU EVER...

11. Thrown up in public?:
No, Not really IN public, outside maybe.

12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?:
I think so, that explains why i got really sick that one time...

13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?:
No...I knew about each one...

14. Tripped while checking someone out?:
Yeah, but he was soo worth it, hottie...

15. Had to pay for something you broke?:
No, cuz i'm secret agent in my descrepencies

16. Nearly drowned?:
Nah, I'm a pretty god swimmer, and I got big ol' floatation devices

17. Passed out?:
Yeah, But usually medicinally induced sleepery. 

18. Had a crush on somebody?:
Nah, I just fuck um and leave, pimp that shit Alex, Pimp that shit...

19. Been stuck in the rain?:
Yeah, but i digs it...

20. Been attacked by an animal?:
Yeah, a pit bull, fucker got smacked in the head with my bike....after getting a chunk of my leg...

21. Caught people having sex?:
Nah, well, yeah, but i didnt care much

22. Fallen asleep while driving?:
no, thank god..

23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?:
Fuck right, theres some hot chicks with the big ol' titties, talk about the motor boating ACTION...

24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?:
no...

25. Made a wish that came true?:
yeah, i think so, his name is Arther :)

COMPLETE THE SENTENCE

26. I once had a dream...
...that i woke up from to find that it had continued into reality, and he was sleeping next to me...

27. I'm only racist towards...
everyone, i hate you all, fucking people suck...

28. I don't even know why I'm....
still worried about you and the things you do...

29. I'd give anything to have sex with...
a really fucking hot chick, this one guy, anyone who wants to do it ALL THE FUCKING TIME...

30. Nothing sucks more than having to...
 with hold the urge to pummel someone stupid...get arrested, deal with the shitty customer....

31: If I had $6 I would buy:
A hooker with no teeth for my friend.

 32. It's hot. I should take off.....
Yeah, no nakid for me. 

33. It's always more fun if...
you're drunk (the original chick who i stole this survey from said that, and i must say, hear, hear! except for the fact that she was born in '88 and shouldnt be drinking, shes just a wee li'tl babeee...although, 2 years ago i was doing the same thing, so i have no place to say SHIT, DRINK ON LITTLE DRINKER, TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!)

34. You can't eat steak without......
Thinking of the cute cow you're consuming...MmMmmM COW

35. You better shut up before I...
eat your mom...

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?:
Turn around and grab his package...and be all like hey baby!

38. Somebody was about to steal your car?:
run up behind them and deck the fucker...then eat his soul.

39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?:
Freak the fuck out, grab the raid and go to town.

40 You made a fool of yourself while giving a persuasive speech in class?:
keep talking and sit down...

41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?:
Kick them in the balls (or vagina, depends) and be all like WTF MATE probably kill them...

42. You had three wishes?:
To be the supreme ruler of all man kind, have everything i want whenever i want it how i want it, but the first wish pretty much covers all basis for me, have the ability to fix everything thats wrong to my specifications...

43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?:
Legal: To beat the shit out of someone out of someone, or their kids because they're fucking stupid.
Illegal: for stupid people to be able to walk into a business and be stupid then expect to be served accordingly

44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?:
Take a moment to laugh hysterically, tell her what i think of her stupidity, trailer parky-ness, and idiocies, then slam the door in her face, then open it up, be all like, FINE, and jump her car, i'm a nice person after all....

45. You had a time machine?:
I would go back in time, and check out all the neat-o historical events i love to read about.

46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?:
Dude, can you say prime time porn?

WOULD YOU RATHER...

47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?:
cancer. you can fuck off if you have aids, your stupid ass didnt use a condom.<<---original persons comment, again, ignorance must be bliss, although, i would chose cancer over aids because aids IS preventable to an extent, but more people are afflicted by cancer then aids, and cancer can and IS more painful...but there are so many different types of cancer, so i would only agree if we could find the cures for ALL cancers, otherwise i'd choose AIDs...

48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?:
teleport. im not a fucking bird, thanks. It sucks to agree with her, but my reasons are different and less...well, stupid.

49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?:
FUTURE....

50. Would you rather have an SO be really skinny, or really fat?:
Fat, cuz fat people are harder to kidnap

51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?:
The forest, i'm into exporing shit.... 

52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?:
comedy

53. Would you rather be in a hip-hop video or a rock video?: My white side says rock, my black side says hip hop, so since i listen to rock, i'm going to say rock...

54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?:
.............. Well, it's already on the 28th of february, so i suppose the 29th even though it's a leap year wouldnt be so bad...

55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?:
Afghanistan, i'm into exploring shit

56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?:
Mental institution...

57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?:
snow board

58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?:
I AM a PIRATE

MISCELLANEOUS

68. What is your definition of love?:
The ability to die for someone or something and not think twice, the ability to make the decision NOT to fuck someone else even though they may have NICE titties or a HUGE cock, the ability to watch that person scratch their balls, and ass, then sniff their fingers, smile and still be able to say, god i love you...
 
70. Say three things that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in:
his cock has two additional holes, he's a GREAT lay, and his HOT

71. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form:
I.A.I.B. lol no not really,but thats FUCKED up

72. What is your screen name?:
Sittinonedge, live_as_if, noturrolemodel...

73. What does your screen name stand for?:
Sitting on edge (ready to jump), live as if (it's your last day), Not your role model (self explainitory)

75. Who or what is your worst enemy?:
dummmmmmmmmb underage GIRLLLlllls who look 12 and need to die.<<<agree with the original chicks answer, cept shes definately part of that group...

and retarded fucking customers with no idea whats going on...fucking bitches...

So the conversation went a little something like this....

Customer (C): I need to get on a computer to scan in and change the date on this paper

Alex (A): Sure, you can use any of of the computers against the wall, those have scanners, you can also use photoshop to change the date...Just put your credit card into the computer. 

(C): Well, I don't know how to use the scanners or photoshop, i'm not very good with computers

(A): Well, You can put in an order with me, I can have my document creation guy do it, the turn around is the 10th and the fee is 14.00. 

(C): Is there someone who can show me how in self serve?

(A): Unfortunately not ma'am.  I am short handed as it is, but thats not really a service we offer.  I can get someone to set you up, to show you where the scanners are and where to insert your card, but beyond that, I cannot allow on of my employees to oversee the entire project, but we do have a document creation service for your convenience.

(C): Well I dont have 15 dollars to just throw for something like this.  You're telling me you dont have anyone to teach me how to do it (she is beginning to get impatient).

(A): Yes ma'am, i don't have someone who can do that, but we do have a document creation service for your convenience.  Unfortunately teaching you how to do that isn't a service we offer.

(C): I'm not paying $15 dollars to have this done.  This is something easy, I bet it's a 5 minute job. 

(about 7-10 more minutes of her saying the same thing, and me repeating myself, somehow, just not getting through, the only that that really changed was her attitude, just getting worse and worse...)

(A): Sorry ma'am, those are the only two choices I can offer.

(C): You've wasted my time, this is a waste of time! Whats your name!?

(A): My name is Alex.

Man, I sooo had a few choice words for that lady.  I mean seriously, where does she get off getting mad at me because shes fucking ignorant.  Needless to say, she was the only customer at the counter at the time, the entire store was quiet watching her express her idiocies to me, in ways only a truely magnificent asshole could perform.  I was amazed.  If it's so fucking easy, then why the fuck not just do it yourself.  Everyday is a constant barrage of socially retarded imbeciles...where the fuck did she get off getting mad at me because shes uneducated.  I don't get paid enough to conduct a computer class in the middle of my job.  Man, ever hear of community college? one fucking class, the teacher is getting paid more a day then I make per pay check.  Why would I give away knowledge I possess for free?  She wanted me to feel sorry for her because shes an idiot and im not.  Shit, the project she was trying to do was probably not kosher anyway, the only time you have to change dates on shit is if you're in trouble, and from the looks of it her trailer park land lord (possibly her cousin-brother) was about to evict her from her single wide trialer for sleeping with his dad-uncle.  Asshole.  I mean, fuck, can you imagine, going to rent a car, getting the car, and being like "uhh, so, can you teach me how to drive it?...WHAT?! YOU DON'T HAVE TIME?! NO ONE TO HELP ME LEARN TO DRIVE?!" I mean what the fuck, where do these people get off....ARRGG it just makes me so...well, sad.  Every time i get a person like that, I die a little on the inside.  Not to mention this lady had this cute little kid with her, little bastard child with no respect for ANYTHING....you know one of those *tug tug* MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM  MOM *climbs up pant leg* MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM....that poor kid is going to get the shit beat out of him one day by my offspring. it'll be a beautiful day for me, but a sad sad day for that lady when she has to visit her kid in the mental ward of the local hospital because that ass beating will render him mentally, physically, and emotionally useless, although, I doubt he'd possess those abilities as an adolescent anyway based on her fucked up way of raising him.  Instead of smacking him into submission the way she should've she picked him up and put him on the counter so he could be closer to me and more of an irritant on my part.  I had little mini day dreams about punting him off the table, one smooth drop kick...ooooh yeah baby, that was nice.
In any event, the moral of the fucking story is that you should know your fucking shit, and if you don't, that doesn't make you an idiot, you become an idiot when you get to the point in your life when you NEED the shit you DON'T KNOW and have to depend on someone else to expedite it.  Even at that point, you don't become an idiot, you become an idiot when you refuse to learn, when you refuse to go the extra few steps to help yourself or don't accept the help thats offered to you.  I wasn't going to hold that lady's hand, but I was more then willing to get it done at MY OWN CONVENIENCE which is fine because I AM THE EDUCATED ONE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE and yes it would've cost her $14.95 but YOU PAY FOR CONVENIENCE WHEN YOU'RE AN IDIOT.  I CANT EVEN GET A FREE FUCKING PIECE OF CANDY, WHY SHOULD YOU GET MY KNOWLEDGE FOR FREE?! KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, THUS MAKING ME THE POWERFUL ONE, WHY WOULD I HAND THAT TO YOU, SUCH AN UNWORTHY BEING...FOR FREE NO LESS...?  Everyday I watch people her age and older sit at those computers, conduct their business, and leave, I have no pity for her, that uneducated piece of gutter scum.  go back to your trailer, sit in front of your TV, and rot away with the rest of your kind.